Decoding Women …

For woman’s month, this is what I am doing for women (and the men who love them). Generally, men don’t get women. It’s okay because women don’t get men either. Mainly because we really, really, really want to believe that men are complicated.

But I digress.

Most of you guys aren’t very motivated to understand women because  you seem to have a strategy that, I must say, isn’t all that effective. You appear to believe that if you love women really hard, it will oscar-wilde-quote-fridge-magnet-3_grandemake up for the fact that you don’t have to understand them. You may have gotten this bad advice from Oscar Wilde. You may not know this, but Oscar Wilde had a very dubious relationship with women. I don’t think he like women very much.

You see, you can love the hell out of someone, but if your loving doesn’t get translated in the way that you intended by the object of your adoration it’s useless. Heck, it can even be damaging. How many times did you confidently take an action going for hero and you took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up at jerk? That’s because for any communication to be effective it needs to be in the language of the receiver.

If you hope to successfully love the shit out of your woman (and you know, get laid with more regularity seeing as  women have this strange tendency to avoid sex with guys they are pissed off with) you are going to have to put some effort into understanding her.

This is where I come in.

I am a woman. I have been coaching women for years. I have a Facebook group with almost 1500 women in it, where we talk and talk and talk and talk. I wrote a bestselling book for women. I have recently written another one which seems set to reach bestseller status as well. Basically, I know the ways of women. I also know that we really wish men understood us a lot better.

So I am going to write several blog posts throughout the month of August decoding women for men. To prove that I am as good as I’d like you to think I am, I am going to start with: “How to answer the dreaded question ‘Do I Look Fat in This?’” Believe it or not there is a way to answer this question that will leave you shining! I’ll post that tomorrow, so better watch this space. It gets better at the end of the month on the 27th, we have put together a breakfast seminar  where we will be decoding the key gender differences. “Why?”, you may ask. For less stress and more good sex in relationships, of course.

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I will be presenting the content with George Matsheke – the founder of MARVIN. I will decode women for men. George has the illustrious job of decoding men for women (yes, we want to return the favour) and Anne-Marie Clulow-Visser founder of Intimacy Coach SA will teach us how to have better sex, once we all learn how to get along. Anne-Marie’s courses and sessions include ReAwakening Libido for Women (especially after childbirth) How to touch a women for optimal pleasure, how to have Tantric Sex, massage and touch techniques (Sensual Arts) for women and men, how to achieve extended states of orgasm (body bliss techniques) and dealing holistically with sexual issues for couples.

I know you don’t want to miss this. Better book your tickets here, now.

Writer: Kagiso Msimango